UPS blows my fucking balls

Ok, I want to advise you all not to use UPS EVER!  Here's a copy of what I am going to say to them tomorrow when I call them, since THEY DON'T HAVE A FUCKING ANSWERING MACHINE!  It sucks when all your classes get out after 5.  >: (

I sent a package on the 31st to be shipped next day to a friend.  He didn't receive the package on the first and he didn't receive it on the second.  The fact that I paid $25 for next day shipping and the fact that he NEEDED THAT PACKAGE TWO DAYS AGO is unacceptable.  Not only that, but I wrote on the envelope the CORRECT ADDRESS TO WHICH MY PACKAGE SHOULD BE SHIPPED, and whoever was behind the desk didn't write down the apartment number, WHEN I CLEARLY PUT IT ON THE ADDRESS LINE!  After a prior bad experience with UPS, I wasn't going to use your services again.  However, I actually thought I'd give you another try.  Instead you've simply reinforced why I stopped using you in the first place.  How your store has turned something so simple into a complete disaster is not only unacceptable, it's intolerable.  I demand a full refund and I expect you to rectify the situation NOW!  SINCE IT SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN AN ISSUE IN THE FIRST PLACE!  You've lost my business, the business of the recipient, and the business of all my friends because I will be sure to tell them how awful your services are.  I'm completely and utterly disgusted.
TheJoeD on
Ah, I remember back in the late 90's when they went on strike. I had a package that I REALLY FUCKING NEEDED shoved in some warehouse somewhere for a few months because they decided to be a bunch of rampant cocksucking pigs...but I got over it.
lisakaye on

DHL....I have never had a problem with them.  From CT to CA in 2 days, they're great! 

bkro9 on
I actually love UPS. I have THE nicest ups delivery guy EVER! I will miss him when I move. He's a sweetie. :)
natanism on
Fed Ex all the way...
Fleur on
I use carrier pigeons. 
xxkpmxx on
I just drive it to where it needs to go that way I know it gets there. It may be a little much but hey when I sell a pair of used boxers on eBay I want to make sure that I have a satisfied customer and get good feedback.
TwoStripe on

Fedex sucks too. They lost $1k worth of parts that I need for my car so the engine doesnt blow up. After 2 weeks of fighting I finally got another set last night. Thank god my car hasnt blown up yet. Fuck you Fedex!

lisakaye on
So far...nothing bad against DHL...they're cheap, they're fast, and for Bec, I've even seen some pretty cute delivery men!! 
TwoStripe on
We use DHL to send multi-million dollar hardware to Houston all the time at work so they have to be good!
natanism on

Twostripe maybe you should try carrier pigeons.

Lastexit29 on
or a camel.
natanism on
Yeah $1000 worth of parts might be to much for the pigeons, he will have PETA all over his ass!!
LadyGrace on
The only reason I used them was because my friend gave me 15 minutes before 5pm to mail it.  And the UPS store was the closest store I could get to.  But seriously, who the fuck wouldn't think that 2600 penny lane doesn't have an appartment complex?
TwoStripe on

Now Im going to use the pigeons just to piss off PETA. I hate those dumb bastards.

TheJoeD on

I was a pony express rider. Got in trouble with PETA for riding the horses too hard. I think a palamino turned me in because I refused to let the goddamned unions in.

Boy this blog has really gone to hell fast.

xxkpmxx on

I did when you talked about "riding" your horse too hard...god Joe that is stuff to keep to yourself.

Sorry, had to get that one in.

ladygrace
Female - 24 years old
LAS VEGAS, NV
United States
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