Welcome to Vegas, asshole

Ha!  So, I'm a bitch, but this made me smile.  I was driving home last night and I had to stop at a red light between Las Vegas Blvd. and Twain.  Now, I hate it more than anything when people run red lights.  I don't mind if it's like "the light was yellow so I went for it" or "it had turned red after I was in the intersection."  But there's always that pause between the red light for the other guy and the green light starting up for me.  Anyway, when my light turns green and there's still a guy in the intersection, I kind of drive forward a bit just to freak them out.  Well, last  night the light had already been green on my side for at least two seconds and there was a guy just starting to go through the intersection to turn.  Fucking tourists.  So, I started driving forward pretty fast (I was totally in control).  And the people in the car started freaking out.  One dude in the passengers seat put his hands over his eyes like it was a nuclear blast or something.  Hopefully that'll put the fear of God in them and they won't run red lights again.  Because if I had actually been someone who was totally oblivious and actually hit them, I could have killed at least one of them and it wouldn't have been my fault.

inferno on
inferno
no no no..i totally feel you! do not feel guilty! i live in savannah...tourist heaven hell for us locals...tourist do the dumbist shit all the time and yes like yourself i do little things to scare them...oh what fun! (until the day comes and some dood starts shooting at me!)
TheJoeD on
thejoed
I do the same thing. Roar my Mustang towards them and swerve at the last second. Snaps those japanese tourists back into reality. Damned leaf-peepers.
ladygrace
Female - 25 years old
LAS VEGAS, NV
United States
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