Internet... weirdest shit
So, the weirdest shit happens to me. I join these online communities and then I get retarded IMs "omg r u single?" or really fucked up e-mails. Anyway, my friend has a website called sillygoth.com. It's not for goths or anything. It's just a place to hang out. Well, today I got this weird ass e-mail. I'm not even sure if this kid is serious, but here you go. I felt it was so fucking strange, I'd better share it.
From: The HecKLEr
Date: Thu, 6 Oct 2005 17:21:08 -0400
Hello there i am just looking for a new friend to say what's up i emailed you from sillygoth.com from the users.birthday,journals,forums,poetry sectiom to make a new friend. So how are you doing, i am 26 years old white male height is 5'11 weight is 190lbs i lift about 110lbs with my arms and my legs about 350lb, eye color is dark brown and so is my hair and i also have a goatee and mustache as well. i am a combination of a male witch, black magican, a wizard, and a socerer. but i am also immortal and don't understand immortality completely yet. i do several other stuff like reading,poetry,jamming on guitar when i feel like. living the goth lifestyle and i love vampires do you like listening stuff from psychopathic records well i do and stuff like it and i also black metal and death metal and some goth industrial and goth heavy metal music. i love the color black and every other goth color out there. some times i will go to the cemetary but that's once a year because i don't have a car. i love chinese,italian and mexican food. Well anyways if you have any questions for me then please do ask me.
Yeah... he's immortal?!?! WTF? And has he heard of punctuation? o_O Anyway, yeah... that... was interesting.
Oh, and I got my Firefly DVD set today. ^_^
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lisakaye on
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OMG that's hilarious! I used to get IM's like that off of yahoo! when I was on there a lot in high school and SERIOUSLY had this guy send me a message talking about how he saw my profile, was about to turn 45, and wanted to know if I would be his birthday present! UMMM...no! I laughed like no tomorrow!!
People are funny |
TheJoeD on
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This reminds me of a time sitting in Bickford's (which if you dont have one out there, it's like a pancake house). Anyhoo, these fucking dweebs were sitting around, totally convinced that there were vampire running around the woods of Hartford killing deer. Now, first of all, if you can find woods in Hartford, then I'll believe in vampires. Secondly...what the fuck is wrong with people? Who gave these guys their drivers licensces? There should be a law that if you believe in vampire, you should remain at least 20 yards away from schools. |
johnlanguage on
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heh, thats probably the result of some weird time space continuim thingy where you're just now getting an email sent from me like 10 years ago.
back when we played Vampire (HA!) , we'd all get together (like 80 of us) and dress up in trenchcoats and stuff. the moderators decided that they'd circulate notecard money (ie - a notecard that says "$50"). then you'd buy like a $50 dollar "gun" - which was, of course, the word GUN written on a notecard as well.
then you'd like run into people in the streets and if you wanted to fight/steal/whatever from them you'd have to do a paper rock scissors battle and if their dexterity beat your gun's accuracy as determined by a series of heated paper rock scissor cage matches, then you'd act accordingly.
hah, but if you weren't in character you had to walk around with your hand on your shoulder like you're from star trek talking through that little V shaped thing on your breast. ahhhhhhhh man.
soon that store went out of business. you know why? because even though there'd be people there all the time, the only thing they ever sold were sodas and small bags of chex mix.
HAAAAAAAAAHAhaHAHAh i need to go hang my head in shame now. |
