Things I hate

Since everyone is making a list of hates, I'll do one to because I have to CONFORM!!!! And I didn't have any ideas for a recent blog so... fuck you. 1. People who talk REALLY LOUD on cell phones. Look, asshole, it's the 21st century, practically everyone has a cell phone. You're not impressing anyone anymore. Maybe you did back in 84, but now, you're just an asshole and I hope you get a tumor. 2. People who don't beat their children. Now I'm not saying "abuse your kids, it's a stress reliever!" But when they're jumping all over the place screaming because for the two seconds you're actually doing something productive they want McDonalds, I'm not going to be upset if you reach over and give them a smack. It's doing a service not only to yourself and your parenting, but the rest of society. We have enough loud mouths as it is. 3. People who have a strange fetish for Asian girls. Now, if you're attracted to Asians, awesome, more power to you. But when all you're paing attention to is the Asian aspect and not about their personalities, you're a fucking cunt and I hope you never spread your DNA into this world other than via a tissue, because you're a fucking waste of life. 4. Any other race other than black people who think they're black. Trying to fit into the black community by being an ignorant n-word spewing asshole not only is a disservice to yourself, it's a disservice to the black community. And black people will get all bitter about it anyway. 5. Bitter black people. I hate that stupid elitest "I'm better than you because you aren't gangsta" attitude. You're saying most white people aren't ghetto enough to hang with you, but you cry racism when white people say you're too ghetto to hang out at their country club. Don't dish out shit when you can't take it. And don't give me that whole "black history" bullshit. You've never had to deal with slavery and everyone pussyfoots around you so fucking much in order that they don't offend you, so shut the fuck up and let it go before I stab you in the neck with a pen. I think that's it for now.