Creepy Dudes

So I went to this party on Saturday to celebrate a friend's birthday. It was fun, lots of food, all around good time. But there was this creepy guy there who kept having these LOOOOONG conversations with me. But it wasn't just his stellar conversation skills that kinda freaked me out, he studdered. Now, don't get me wrong, studdering doesn't bother me, but when you're pretending you're some sort of swave intellectual, studdering doesn't usually work in your corner. So, this guy's holding this conversation with me (or should I say monologue), and all of a sudden he says to me, "I don't really like beer, I like things with sweeter tastes because I'm a very sensual person." ... What... the f***? Now, I am a sensual person as well, and I'll speak openly and honestly about that to my friends when we have a conversation like that, but when it's out of f***ing NOWHERE and you're saying it to a total stranger, it's just... creepy. I even told him I had a boyfriend. So he shouldn't have been trying to hit on me. It was just... weird. Man, why am I like a weirdo magnet? This is one of the many reasons I don't go to parties. o_O
TheJoeD on
thejoed
I've been known to be that creepy guy, sans the speech impediment. Alcohol is muy bueno.
Timbo on
timbo
Did he ask you where the weight room is?
LadyGrace on
ladygrace
haha, no, he didn't ask me where the weight room was. But remember... he's a very sensual person. Lifting weights may upset his sexual and sensual nature.
ladygrace
Female - 25 years old
LAS VEGAS, NV
United States
Bookmark and Share