Road Rage GTA: Las Vegas
I almost got hit by a car today. I was in the far left lane and some woman was in the far right lane, and I turned on my signal to get into the center lane (I was a little ahead of her), and she goes to get into the center lane, lays on her horn and cuts in speeding past. Then I get in behind her and flip her off, she flips me off and starts speeding ahead, then she SLAMS on her breaks and I almost rear end her. Then once we get passed all the traffic, I signal to change lanes and she cuts me off, I signal to get back in the lane and she cuts me off again. So finally I lay on my gas, and go from the far right lane to the far left lane and she almost broadsides me. But she saw that I had gotten past her, so she finally gets off my ass. So, she's driving a black audi, treating it like a piece of shit that she doesn't care about, she has no licence plate, or paper plate, nothing. And I'm thinking... what if she endangers someone else's life? So I called the cops and they sent out a dispatch on her. Hopefully she'll get her ass caught because she had a serious case of road rage.
... Have I mentioned I hate stupid fucking assholes?
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meg523 on
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I am convinced that I am one of the few good drivers left in the world. My boyfriend may disagree, but he's wrong about everything anyway so who cares what he thinks (oh, and he has some serious road rage, so he can just bite me). Within the past few months I have noted the following:
1) apparently newer cars,as well as select model older cars are no longer made with turn signals, because I don't see people using them anymore. I must have a really old car because mine still works.
2) It is now legal to make a left hand turn from the far right lane. Who knew???
3) It is no longer a law to have your children seat belted into a car seat/seat. Feel free to have them bouncing around like jumping beans in the car. Hey...its fun for them, and it impedes my view.
4) Feel free to ghetto your car out as much as you want. Those blinding blue lights people put in their ghetto-ass rims that make it hard to see what's up at night, those overly bright lights that you would swear are someone driving with their high beams on, those ugly-ass spinning rims that reflect light in ways I didn't think were scientifically possible? Oh and the new ones, the bright lines that you put at the base of your windshield wipers. Suuuree whyy not! Cause a fuckingaccident.
5) There is no limit on how big a car can be. I love the dipshits with the massive SUVs that like to pretend they are off roading in the Swiss Alps somewhere who take up an ENTIRE LANE so you can't see any on coming traffic, any traffic lights ahead of oyu, or really what exists outside of the little bubble that is your tiny car and some massive useless piece of machinary.
Basically what I'm saying is - I hear ya! People can't drive for shit. (well, except for us....) |
LadyGrace on
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I agree. I think I'm a good driver, Nick would say otherwise, but he's like... Ms. Daisy. >:( Anyway, yeah, the whole turn signal thing pisses me off more than anything. I don't mind if you want to get into my lane, but use your fucking blinker for fuck's sake.
As for the kids bouncing around in the car, I can only hope that they get in an accident and the children fly through the windshield so that those people's genetic material no longer propogates the world. |
